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In the past, we did a preview page for Kim’s Celebrity Sex Tape (I’ll give the active link……in a moment).  Typically, celebrity porn is a joke/spoof with piss-poor quality…that usually contains amateur idiots that don’t need to be holding a fucking video camera.  I suppose…, some people like the zoom factor (or close viewing/recording under video cameras) that makes your dick/ass/tits appear to be 33% larger, when in reality…you are far from a super-star.  If you don’t believe me, get a video camera and film yourself getting/giving a blowjob, etc.  The cheap home video cameras, make ‘9 inches’ nearly look like ‘12 inches’ when zoomed or up close……just think about how this helps the smaller guys; no wonder people are so damn fuckin’ camera happy — Ha-ha!

Anyway…, back to the main point:  This particular blog post, is to simply provide/remind/refresh the viewers about this supposed “Celebrity Sex Tape Scandal” with Kim Kardashian & Ray J.  On a positive note, Kim is fucking sexy!  She has a very seductive look, combined with a nice juicy ass!  So…, no matter how you look at celebrity porn, Kim Kardashian is naked, having sex, and is fuckin’ hot!  This sounds good to me……

* Check-out Kim’s sample pics below; Click to Enlarge:

* Enter Below, to Visit Kim Kardashian’s Preview Page:

As much as I hate to break the porn vibe within this Porno Blog, I feel it is necessary to fit-in this rediculous news headline.  Before I make any comments, I’ll post it below:

*Paris Hilton’s Garbage Sells Big on eBay*

From Associated Press — July 03, 2007 5:56 AM EST

LOS ANGELES - An empty can of gourmet dog food taken from Paris Hilton’s trash fetched $305 in an eBay auction. The sellers were from the Web site HollywoodStarTrash.com, which also listed several other Hilton items for sale on eBay.

A used toothbrush sold for $305; two envelopes sent to her while she was in jail sold for $510; and a Coke can pulled from her trash went for $51.

The organic gourmet dog food was produced by Party Animal Inc., and can be found in about 150 stores in Southern California and about 40 in New York. It can also be bought through the company’s Web site.

—-End of Headlines

Conclusion:

This is absolutely fucking ridiculous!  She is just a human being - just like everyone else, but yet…, her used toothbrush (among other senseless shit) sells for $305!  What the fuck is going on with these people?  Hell, fuck the empty can of dog food that was sold from her trash…Paris Hilton could sell fuckin’ dog shit (literally) on eBay…and some idiot would buy it!  Idolizing mixed with idiocies…anyone?  There is no jealousy here, just some of that good ol’ fashion disgust.  True; it is their money and they can spend it how they please.  I just don’t see why she doesn’t start taking big shits into Mason Jars…I’m sure there are plenty of idiots that would also purchase that on eBay.  Hell, she could also piss into empty gatorade bottles…that sounds like promotional material. [Slap a label & bar code on it, while you’re at it.] 

Bottom line: It is really sad/pathetic, how people go nuts over these so-called celebrities…just because they are famous.  Damn, some people need to wake the fuck up!  O.K., maybe I am jealous because come to think of it, I may have sold a lot of things in my life…but never a used toothbrush!  Damn, I need to better myself; how about yourself…..?  Ha-ha-ha!!

I holla bi-atch(!),

—Porno Man 

Jenna Jameson to Host ‘Lingerie Bowl V’

You know, I’ve been thinking in the past - how mankind will eventually evolve a ‘Futuristic Female Football League’…is the article below, proof of such?

Angelique Soenarie
The Arizona Republic

It’s beyond the wildest dreams of even some of the most macho fans of Super Bowl Sunday: young, athletic women playing full-on tackle football - in lingerie.  Perhaps this is the ultimate in fantasy football.

Fans unable to score a seat at next year’s Super Bowl XLII in Glendale, might have a chance to get into Lingerie Bowl V.

The sexy gridiron romp on Feb. 3 also will feature the return to the Northeast Valley of Scottsdale strip-club owner and former Paradise Valley resident Jenna Jameson.

The famed porn-star will help host the Lingerie Bowl along with NFL greats such as former Chicago Bears defensive lineman William “Refrigerator” Perry.

For the first time, the scantily clad, but padded, Lingerie Bowl contestants will play in the Super Bowl’s host community.

“We’ve produced it four years now in Los Angeles,” said Christopher Martin, spokesman of Horizon Productions Inc. The Hollywood-based entertainment company has annually held the Super Bowl half-time event at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum.

“This is our fifth season, and moving forward we’ll be in Super Bowl’s host city every year. This is our first year for us (here in the Valley), so we want to make it big,” Martin said.

The edgy game has sold out the Coliseum and drawn an estimated 58 million viewers on TV.

Details of where the Lingerie Bowl will be held will be announced next week, Martin said.

Pre-game events for the Lingerie Bowl, also known as the Ultimate Cat Fight, are planned in downtown Scottsdale, including a Lingerie Bowl Experience Village, Lingerie Bowl fantasy football draft and the first Lingerie Bowl party.

The Lingerie Football League consists of a western and eastern conference, each with two 13-member teams: Los Angeles Temptations, Dallas Desire, New York Euphoria and Chicago Bliss.

By 2009, expansion teams are planned in San Francisco, Las Vegas, Atlanta and Miami.

These ladies aren’t wimps. They actually train with former NFL players.

“If you’re not going to the Super Bowl this is going to be your second best bet,” Martin said. “It is basically a mini-Super Bowl, if you will.”

—END

Now, does this not seem like the on-ramp for the possibility of a…Futuristic Female Football League? Yes; possibly…but either way, it does sound entertaining. 

This post, will provide links to a couple adult sites - that have high-quality, reliable & informative adult entertainment/industry news.  Periodically, more news related sites may be added to this list.

* AVN (Adult Video News) - Headline industry news, adult video news, video reviews & more, can be found at “AVN.”

* Sex Herald - An Adult Entertainment & Industry News Authority.

* World Sex News Daily - This site provides a large variety of Sex News from around the world.

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Many of you have probably already heard:  Playboy and Club Jenna Inc. have teamed up in what is sure to be an outstanding partnership!  ClubJenna.com (for those who don’t know) is Jenna Jameson’s official site.  We have an intro/preview page to her club on our main site at: www.pornocraze.net/club-jenna.html

The sample copy of the press release for the merge of Playboy & Club Jenna is as follows:

Press Release: PLAYBOY ACQUIRES CLUB JENNA INC.

Playboy Enterprises Inc. (PEI) (NYSE:PLA) today announced the acquisition of Club Jenna Inc. (CJI), a multi-media adult entertainment business founded by Jenna Jameson. The acquisition adds a premier and profitable brand to Playboy’s Entertainment Group business, with assets including a successful film production business, a library of video content, a network of web sites and a DVD retail distribution deal.

Christie Hefner, chairman and chief executive officer of PEI, said: “As a best-selling author, a personality whose name is among the most-searched on the Internet and the founder of a profitable business, Jenna is a uniquely successful talent. CJI is a very attractive business, which will be both financially accretive and strategically complementary as we continue to execute our multi-platform strategy. This acquisition will allow us to diversify our content offerings in the domestic TV business, while, on the online side, also expanding their existing properties through our network of sites.”
“In an increasingly complex and competitive media environment, we know that the Club Jenna brand resonates with consumers. We are looking forward to working with Jenna and her husband, CJI President Jay Grdina, as they help further accelerate the growth of our digital media businesses,” Hefner said.

Both Jameson and Grdina have signed personal service agreements with PEI in conjunction with the acquisition.

“This move is very exciting for us,” said Jameson. “Jay and I are pleased to be part of the Playboy family and look forward to the potential that this brings to the table.”
“With the resources now available to us, we can bring Club Jenna to a level unprecedented in sophisticated entertainment,” said Grdina.

Terms of the deal were not disclosed.

Additional Info:  Jenna Jameson will get her own cable channel as Playboy Enterprises Group announced a relaunch of its Spice Digital Networks adult pay-per-view brand.  In addition to premium content featuring “Jenna Jameson,” this will most likely include other xxx adult entertainment movies, live events, etc.