‘Human Waste’ Doesn’t Belong in ‘Pornography’
As great as pornography is, it can easily be tainted, twisted, and perverted to the point of degeneration. Although, there are several types of porn/sex acts that most porn sites, porn portals, and porn blogs…are dead against, I’ll only elaborate on 2 of them. Other sick-minded shit…like Child Pornography and Beastality are also not condoned by us, nor is it by the majority of the adult entertainment world. The two major topics at hand, are Piss Facials/Body Pissing (commonly known as “Water Sports”) and Scat Porn (shitting on each other/fecal fucks, etc.).
* In respect to the typical porn surfers, I won’t post any graphic images that displays these prodigiously degenerated sex acts (if you can even call them sex acts). *
Of course, everybody is entitled to their opinion, but things go past the point of opinions when people exploit free-hosted blogs, MySpace profiles, comment fields, forums, etc., with their stupid Scat Promotions & Piss Facial fetishes/images, and so on. If you love to hear/see yourself talk/type about these subjects, pay for your hosting and stay off free sites, comment fields that are not relevant to your subjects, unrelated forums, etc. Build your own Shit & Piss community, don’t try to campaign for one by harassing others that are not into these fetishes.
#1 - Piss Facials/Body Pissing/Water Sports - Recently, I have even witnessed some idiot (supporting pissing on each other during sex) on a sex blog, commenting on how it is probably healthy to drink your own urine. Where the fuck do these people come from?! I bet if this person had to drink a pitcher full of morning-after piss (you know, the dark colored stout kind), they would be speaking a different tone. These people were trying to promote pissing into your sex partner’s mouth, as if it was an ultimate fetish. Well, who cares if you have a fetish for gurgling piss… do us all a favor and remove yourself from sex related blogs & forums…find some other genre to place your bizarre fetishes under,….like “How to Promote Human Disease” or something more creative. No it is not healthy, dear fuck-tarts; piss is not a Gatorade replacement, it is human waste. What your Kidneys filter out and pass to your bladder, is most likely not supposed to be ingested into your sex partner’s mouth during sex. Even if you have an unusual liking (I’m trying to be fair here) for piss…please don’t film it for mass production nor promote it. Human Waste doesn’t belong in fuckin’ Pornography! I’m sure you think it is cute when the little neighborhood dog trots by your car & hikes his leg up to piss on your chrome wheels, but calm the fuck down! I’d hate to smell some of the houses that these ‘piss lovers’ stay at. It looks like it would get old, changing your bed sheets everyday. Anyway, the only points I’m making here is the fact that pissing on your sex partner doesn’t mark territory (dogs piss on things because they have a keen sense of smell, and this warns other dogs nearby that they have marked territory, etc.) and should not be classified as a sex act, nor does it belong in pornography. You are supposedly human beings, not dogs. If anyone can convince me otherwise (that piss is related to sex), feel free to do so. Personally, I don’t care if you bathe in piss on a regular basis; what you do in your personal life is your business.
#2 - Scat Porn/Fecal Fucks/Body Shitting - This is sooooo unsanitary, it is not even funny. I would really like somebody to explain to me how Scat relates to Sex. Maybe it is just me, but taking a big shit on your girlfriend’s face (or vice versa), doesn’t seem very erotic. No wonder we have these strange diseases/virus strands/medical outbreaks/plagues, etc. because ‘fecal matter’ is fuckin’ Human Waste! I know for a fact, that ’shit’ doesn’t supposed to be ingested! I also can’t comprehend how the terms ‘Scat Porn’ is even valid. To me, this is extremely contradictory…and I hate contradictions! Pornography doesn’t = Shit, and Shit doesn’t = Porn, so therefor, Scat Porn doesn’t exist! “Perverted Shit-Eating Fetish” should be the name of this bizarre act. Once again, if you like eating shit or getting shit on……Fine! Who cares; but don’t relate it to a sex act because there is nothing pornographic about it, and that is a fact. But, feel free to correct me if I’m wrong…because maybe I just temporarily forgot what pornography was. Either way, this fetish also needs to pick another type of genre (just like the sport of body/face/mouth pissing), possibly “How to Promote Human Disease.” Final comment: People need to keep their ’shit’ to theirselves & their ’shit partners’ behind closed doors. It is funny, a person can get arrested for running down the street naked, but they can sell video tapes…featuring group orgies that take turns shitting on each other……Interesting, to say the least.
—End of ‘Human Waste Doesn’t Belong in Pornography’
Additional sick shit that doesn’t involve human waste:
*Child Pornography - This is not only harming the kids, it also warps the minds of the victims. A lot of little dicked perverts have a fetish for little kids. I wonder if they are trying to proportion their situation during this sick-minded event. At least this sex act has been deemed illegal by the Law, so there is no need for further elaboration.
*Beastality - People fucking and getting fucked by animals! This is definitely sick-minded and non-productive. Plus, you are often times, harming the animals. One time, I worked at a place where we unloaded trucks, and we had a truck driver come in bragging about how he killed a chicken that he fucked earlier. This guy was so proud about fucking cows & chickens…needless to say, the warehouse was temporarily speechless. This is another ‘disease promoting’ act that should be steered clear from the adult entertainment world.
O.K. porn surfers, I’m tired of talking about negative things. Let’s get back to the positive/horny vibes…like true pornography! So replace the piss facials with cum facials, use a toilet instead of your sex partner, treat the kids like kids, and don’t fuck the animals…treat them like pets. This is simple, right?
I holla,
—Porno Man
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